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Once again — no hesitation — here we go!

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” ~ Mark Twain

In honor of this — here’s ten reasons why our Government doesn’t deserve our support lately 😉

(Sidenote: WE BEAT SOPA TODAY!!!!! Now, help keep it that way.)

~~~~~ This Final Post is in 3 Parts — here’s part-1 to get you properly started! ~~~~~

Here’s my Top Ten — cause who doesn’t like a good list 😉 !?


Remember; Of the people, by the people, and for the people — makes no mention of government or business…


1- Overturn corporate personhood, or “Citizens United” ruling: Why should corporations be granted the same rights of a citizen under the 1st amendment? This is the Bill of Rights, it’s for people — not businesses! Do I really need to list the differences? Also, in the meantime, how about we force our elected officials to wear a sewn on brand name logo for each of their sponsors — just like NASCAR drivers — so that we really know who’s pulling their strings!

2- Overturn Buckley VS Valeo: Money is not speech. Because if it were, those with it could talk, while those without — like myself — become mute. It’s an insane loophole, and wholly nonsensical.

3- Stop allowing patents that limit invention: Company’s are currently allowed to make faulty products, and control their competition, through buying up patents that would allow competitors to gain a leg up, and/or invent something that would do the job better. This is insane! How can we allow a patent to be placed on a product, so that it WONT be built!? This is backwards logic! With the goal of creation held above all else, this is completely against progress! Ideas should be free — take any of mine if you wish, I offer them freely — as only the best end product should rule the day. Heck, I have half a mind to outlaw patents all together, due to their ability to stop others from using an invention to create something better for us all. Perhaps a residual scale would be more prudent, like in my acting world, as a way to better promote innovation, and acknowledge inventors, than disallowing use of their invention altogether.

4- Congressional seats cost Millions to run for, Presidential races — Billions: NO!, no wayyyy! You want to call yourself a Democracy America, and you want to spread this “pure and perfect philosophy” of yours around the world, yet this can happen? We better perfect this method at home first, before we go spreading it around the Globe. What if I wanted to run? How could I possibly finance my way there? Beg borrow and steal, and owe allegiances to those 400 people mentioned before? No thank you! Limit the amount that can be spent, to — oh i don’t know — nothing… Nothing but what you can prove comes from your own pocket? How awesome to see You-Tube videos of the possible nominees…

5- Abolish the 2 party system: As I’ve mentioned before, uniting under a banner prevents organic thought. It’s like the Yankees VS the Mets, but this isn’t sports! Nobody agrees with EVERYTHING that either party stands for, and if they do, than they aren’t thinking hard enough, nor for themselves — nor divergently, which is the most important of all. I suggest that we disallow candidates from announcing their party whatsoever, and make the people vote not on individuals — but issues. The person who is most aligned with the answers to this, “Voting test”  that people will take, on current issues around the world, will in turn place a vote in the name of the candidate who is most closely aligned with your beliefs. However… if we can’t abolish it, lets add to it! — If we can’t remove the two-party system, I suggest a new party — “The Intellectual party”; who will make smart and just decisions that have only the people’s needs at heart.

6- Balance the budget: Look, a government should not be able to live beyond its means — just like a person. We can’t get credit lines when we don’t pay our bills, and a nation should be no different in this regard — particularly when we, the people, foot the bill. We need to pay off our national debts, and eliminate the FED and this debt-built system once and for all! Let’s get, “in the green” again. How? Make a new currency that we own, that is OURS, “The Peoples Paper” perhaps, whatever, and make it more valuable than the old Federal Reserve Notes, and then — simply pay them off! Thank you — please (don’t) come again!

7- No more hiding the truth: No more lies, no more clandestine plans, no more making decisions without our consent. Everything we do needs to be made public. We need to be able to know, quickly and coherently (and without lawyer babble), what’s going on with us as a nation, and why we are doing the things that we do. And, if we don’t agree, we should have the right to a public veto which could even overrule the president/monarch him/herself! All this should be a part of the new proposed governmental website!

8- Limit insane lawsuits, a type of tort reform: People these days are being rewarded for not thinking and acting the fool. If you cut yourself while breaking into a building to rob the joint, how is it OK that you can then sue the business? How about a, “Common-Sense Law”! Also, much like our friends across the pond, the person who’d dragged everyone away from their jobs to sit on a jury, for this BS case, so that they could try this ridiculous money-making scheme (which will surely pervert the bill of rights to their greedy whim), should have to pay everyone present for their time — after being kicked out! The Judge, the lawyers, the jury, the bailiff — EVERYONE! We’ll see if that wont make people think twice about this type of malarkey!

9- Legalize it: Legalize all drugs. Seriously. We’re still consuming them, people get them when they want them, and by having them be Illegal, A) we’re forcing people who want them, perhaps for just an experiment, to become part of a criminal syndicate to do so, AND, B) We’re causing a war in Mexico, as the cartel has come about as a direct result of our undying need for all things illegal and druggy. I hate to sound callous, but choosing your own destiny is an inherent right of a truly free and sovereign people, and if an adult chooses to live his/her life in the dregs, just for that next hit — well, than, I’m sorry… but that’s their prerogative. If everyone’s truly equal, than we can’t assume ourselves “Better qualified” to tell others how to lead their lives. If they die, they die, and it was meant to be… However, I have a feeling that family and community will take personal interest in these lost souls — especially when there isn’t a criminal factor involved — and with the right support, and the right conditions in the world, these people wont want to live life this way at all.

10- Stop bailing out businesses with our money, abolish wall street: It’s legalized gambling… with our money… and it’s unessential! How is it OK to have enough of our money tied up in this, that it can affect our very economic strength/stability — when these people are merely placing bets on how a Company will do within the next few seconds? Do all the research you want, it’s a guess. And research has proven that outside factors can influence these people on “The Floor”, which can alter their practices, and cause them to influence markets around the world. It’s too much power to be placed in a silly gambling hall.


NO -- I will not Pay! (OK maybe I will, I don't like prison. Bullies.....)


These changes are a start, but let’s remember our ULTIMATE GOAL: that high fiving, free society, that’s been smart in its investing, and has permitted its people to “Retire”. There’s a funny thing about retirement though, people don’t just stop living — they finally find a passion and pursue it. Imagine what this World could be, if people could do that from birth?

Let’s get back to the ways of the founding fathers: of, by, and for US — THE PEOPLE!

Protests in the US are not low-level terrorism!

OWS protests in the UK are not part of a terrorist regime!

The “Detention bill” is INSANE!

Our governments influence has grown far too large in some regards, and has shrunk far too small with others, particularly with what really matters — serving the people! This is not a Democracy we have here — it’s a corporate dictatorship; only concerned with the bottom line. Again I’ll say — Surely we can have a loftier goal for mankind than amassing stacks of greenbacks. The game’s rigged people, and we’re all playing as the away team –whilst somehow still being on our own turf…


So, Surprisingly, in the end — maybe the Mafia had the right idea. Perhaps giving power to individuals voices to effect change is the right way to go. Maybe we should have a leader on every floor of an apartment, on the corner of every street, and have them alternate to avoid corruption. These people can then have two meetings, two times a week, where we can address our needs, if we have any — and if they can’t handle this issue of ours, they can pitch it up the chain of command either as our representative, or if we’re more knowledgeable, we would go ourselves. From the block, to the town, to the city, to the county, to the state, to the time-zone, to the country — and right on up to the White houses door, should this individual and his/her question go, if it can’t be solved along the way. And in this way, they can finally hear about, and efficiently deal with, the bastards who are slashing our tires!

But who knows….

Certainly not me.

I’ve written over a tenth of a novel on this subject by now,

and am confident that it COULD be done…. But will it?

That, my friends, is the question that truly needs answering.


(Well that, and will anybody ever read this?)

Who knows, but I’d guess — probably not 😉


No waiting — we’re getting right back into this:

~~~~~ This Final Post is in 3 Parts — here’s part-1 to get you properly started! ~~~~~

~ So Far! ~

Grow up or die; A message to the world ~ This is truly the first post in my TGR project, (even though it didn’t bear the title) as it set the stage for what was to come by directly naming the catalyst of what’s happening to cause all the unbalance that we’re witnessing — with the riots, the occupy movements, and the 99% talk around the globe — Oil. More specifically it’s the idea that we need to add the driving force of energy, as well ecology (which supports the energy), to the infinite growth model of society we’ve worked under for years. For if we don’t add these factors to the equation, many lives will perish in the violent transition which is to come…

The Headline of Tomorrow — “Video games saved the world!” ~ Rather than trying to untangle the crazy mess of a knot we find ourselves pinned under, and intertwined betwixt, let’s imagine that it was all gone — let’s hit “Reset” — and plan a new world, from scratch, using what we now know about existence. When we plan where we want to be in this way, and acknowledge where we are presently, a golden path leading to the door of prosperity will open up, and we can all easily travel along it.

TGR Part 1: Food, Water, and Shelter ~ No longer can fear rule the day. Fear can only manifest in the face of misunderstanding, and its high time that we all wake up, pay attention to what’s going on, and ignore all the lies that are told to us in an effort to control us like a herd of incapable sheep. We’re all full well capable of plenty, including the ability to ignore our, “Mob mentality” instinct, and to think like individuals — with unique and valuable opinions that need to be shared — so let’s.

TGR Part 2: Goals ~ We have to stop the blame game! We need everybody’s help to fix this mess, and in truth its nobody’s fault — we just did as we had to up until now in order to survive. However, survival has long slipped from being our most pressing concern. Now we consume to overabundance, and if we maintain this path it will ultimately lead to our undoing. This overabundance, this “Buying crap we don’t need, to impress people we don’t like” mentality is born of our strict capitalistic ways, and has bred selfish, hoarding, and self-centered individuals — and has stymied evolution (which, remember, is invention). We need a goal above merely amassing stacks of paper, so how about invention, and in order to foster a situation in this world where everybody has a chance to add to the conversation, we need to plan ahead and attempt to provide ALL with the basic needs of survival so that they might rise above merely surviving — and begin striving!

TGR Part 3: Evolution, or the Burj Khalifa ~ We need energy to live, but we also need to get off our most used source in order to survive — Oil — so let’s make something with the remaining oil that will take us off its dependence once and for all! Embracing natural, renewable, and clean energy TODAY will be a huge coo in getting us there. Efficiency will as well. So, I invented a city. And believe it or not — it would work! (How hard was that?). All I had to do was take our defense budget, and turn it around into an offensive strategy that serves our true goals as a species. We can make a place to live for us all that provides for its people, runs itself, and frees us all from the shackles of modern living — where people would be free to do things other than work their entire lives for the bare essentials of life. If we’ve reached a point in history where the work of our forefathers is finally poised to pay off, we would do well to take advantage of their legacy.

TGR Part 4: Thinking about thinking ~ The society we would like to build would be awesome, but one of the first and hardest things to do is to show people around the globe why this way of thinking and being is actually PREFERABLE to the way they’d thought and been in the past. It’s hard for a fish to imagine life outside the bowl, as it’s all the little guy’s ever known, but if we shift to divergent, over the current convergent, education practices, people all around the globe will not only see why this way is better, but they will — each and every one of them — find greater satisfaction out of life, and be more productive and happy citizens by doing so. We must value creativity and uniqueness over all, as the pursuit of ones own passions satisfies much more deeply than the pursuit of someone else’s.

TGR Part 5: Government Cheese ~ Despite all these lofty and idealistic changes that CAN be made to society, we can’t do a thing these days without governmental consent — as they pull the strings. But should they? And can they? Here, I explored the roots of government itself, and our leaders; where they came from, what purpose they serve, and what it is — exactly — that they do, and should do. The truth: we run this place. WE give it power. The government is here to support the people, not the other way around! Same goes for the banks, and all the businesses which we support. We have the power to change the government because of our founding fathers constitution and the power granted therein, and if the people in our ranks up-high wont change their ways, than it is our duty to lay out another way of being, and enact it — which is precisely what I’m doing!


TLDR — We can build a better society, with more free time, smarter/healthier people, clean energy, smaller environmental impact, less war, more peace and worldwide sustainability — if only we think about what we want and actively go after it!

First things first

If we accept that we are all equal from birth, and all valued members of this community whom all contribute equally to the survival of the group as a whole, than no one member can be held above the rest — especially when that/those people are given this power by something as powerless as a government, who at its core should be a representative of the people alone. Thus, we must ask ourselves today, “What are the best possible conditions we can create in this world to make a thriving people?”

Now we have our goal: Create a perfect world.

But what is a perfect world?


Seriously — I’m not going to tell you just yet. Lean back in your chair and think on it for a minute. Make your own decisions before you read on. Create a mental image…..

How do you see an average day playing out, for a person who lives in a perfect society?





Do you imagine them not spending time with their family?

Do you imagine them wasting away on a couch for hours on end?

Or, as an old friend of mine “Mattie Guns” once suggested, would it be slow-motion highball toasting over a roaring bar-b-que, with throngs of friends around, music playing in the background, and smiles plastered across all the faces?

Yea, Yea, THAT ONE.

I mean, I don’t want to impose my own thoughts on you, but I sure-as-heck would choose door number three here.

But how do we get there? That’s the problem. We need a highball glass maker, we need a farmer for the fares on the grill, we need musicians to fill the air with sweet, sweet melodies, and we need dentists to keep those smiles A-Glimmerin’! Something in this society still needs to work — like a job — bummer right?

Not so much…

Remember, many jobs today can be replaced with computers, some 40% currently, and I’d bet much, much more too if we’d only invest some effort into actively pursuing this as a goal — that’s amazing!! Like I said before — its high time that the work of our forefathers starts paying off!

But here’s the problem, progress is slow, and invention and creativity are not our highest priority… Though I bet, at 28, if we’d invest our efforts into this endeavor full force, we could achieve this vision by the time I’d naturally retire.

Not the way we’re going though,

Not when 400 people hold half the wealth of our country.

Not when we reward businesses, with 500-bil in tax breaks over 10 years for outsourcing,

Not when 16% are unemployed, and can’t live within this system.

Not when about 50% (some suggest more), are underemployed.

Not with 46-million Americans living below the poverty line.

And certainly not with 22% of children living in squalor.

This is not OK.

This is not OK.


Getting from here to there may seem impossible, but it’s not. The first thing that has to change is YOU — YES YOU — the person reading this!

Every single time that people say something’s impossible they reinforce it to themselves, and to all who are listening — and trust me, people are listening. This needs to stop, and, if you’ve read all the posts in this series thus far, you know why. This is a shift in the very mental construct of the people we’re talking about here, and we need all the help we can get. So join the cause, and spread the word of hope!

We want you, to help prevent forest fires! (Wait... that's not right...) TO EFFECT CHANGE! (there we are 🙂 )

(Yes, yes, I know — I suck at Photoshop!)

Now to get from where we are, to where we want to be — to the type of world that invests in our future, the people’s future, the masses future, and does not live under the delusion that a select few are more valued/valuable than the whole — there are a few immediate changes to be made that would greatly help! And once again, as this is a BEASTLY post, click on the right arrow below when you’re ready — I got a top ten list waiting for ya on the other side 😉 .

Ehy — Oh! How you doin readers?

Me, I’m fan-frickin-tastic. Thanks for askin’ — OH! — fuhgeddaboudit!

This sign is real! I kid you not!

Have ya’ll ever heard the story of, “The Three Little Pigs”? — No, you haven’t. Not the real one — This is the version I was told as a little kid (and would my parents lie?).

Once, not so long ago in Brooklyn, there were these three little Pigs.

One lived in a house of straw,

One lived in a house of sticks,

and One lived in a house of bricks.

One day, the Big Bad Wolf came knocking at the house of straws door,

and he said;

Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow this house in!

To which the frightened Pig replied,

Not by the hairs of my chinnie, chin, chin.

So the Wolf — being a beast of his word — sucked in a hefty volume of air, and with a single exhale of nothing but hot, wet CO2, (which could only be compared to Rick Perry’s speech during the republican debate the other night), blew down the house, and the little Pig ran out the back door over his brother’s place, which was made of sticks.

Before long, there was a knock at the door.

Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow this house in!

To which the two shivering brothers answered,

Not by the hairs of our chinnie, chin, chins.

So again — just as before — the Wolf pulled a Perry, and blew down the house with a gale of hot gas. The two horrified brothers ran, with all haste, on over to their other brothers pad, which was made of bricks.

As they made it inside, the two pigs slammed the door behind them and slid, leaning on it, down to the floor — gasping for breath.

Ehy, their big brother greeted them. What’s-a-matta wit you’se guys?

“I-i-i-it’s, th, th, the, Bi-Bi-Big…. bad….” stuttered the brothers.

Spit it out already would ya?, he encouraged… lovingly.

The big bad wolf blew down my home, Said one. And my home too, said the other. And now he’s coming here to blow your house down too! They finished, in pigley surround-sound.

The big brother Pig grabbed his siblings by their respective collars, (as even pigs have leash laws these days in Brooklyn), and slapped them both hard across the face.

Calm down you morons. He added, for… support, I got this. Bolt the door.

The big brother pot-bellied Pig then made his way over to his plush, forest green colored Laz-Y-boy sofa, where he re-lit a Cuban cigar which sat smouldering, next to some scotch, in a well overfilled ashtray, picked up the phone, and causally dialed a number.

The two other brothers, confounded at the reaction they were witnessing, had to forcibly pull themselves back to reality in order to bolt the door — and they did so just in time.

Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow this house in! Shouted the Wolf, as he jiggled the knob.

Wh, wh, wh, wh, who — are you calling big bro?, Asked the Stick-Pig.

Don’t-worrye-boudit, he replied, as he reclined in his Laz-Y-boy and took a deep pull on his cigar.

I said…, began the wolf again, obviously wondering if anyone was home by the lack of response he’d gotten, Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow this house in!

Just then, a black, stretch Hummer-limo rolled easily to a stop in front of the house of bricks, and a back tinted window descended slowly into the door, resting into its lowest position. Soon after, a metal ring could be seen peeking out through the shadows of the back seat, for only but a moment as it heliographed brilliantly off the clear afternoon sun, before it violently exploded outward with fire, pumping the wolf on the front porch full of steaming hot lead — and ending his life in a bloody heap on their brick-laden doorstep.

The car promptly screeched away on down the road, leaving nothing but thick grey exhaust lingering in its wake.

The older brother extended a couple of Cubans to his brothers as he clicked on the TV — and they vigorously peed on the floor, (why don’t pigs wear pants?).

Wh, who, whooooo was that? They stammered.

What!? snapped their brother from his chair, with incredulity, and an intonation which implied that they were both idiots, all while his cherry surged under another pull. Oh, that? he added, realizing their confusions stemming. fuhgeddaboudit… Those were my friends…








“The Guinea Pigs”

Ehy -- what're U laughin' at?

Hey, don’t laugh — or they’ll come after you next. And let me tell you, in their giant wheels, these guys are quite intimidating coming down the block.

(BTW, Would you believe that I’ve actually used this joke for auditions?)

Anyway — let’s do this thing!


~ The Mafia ~

Good people of the Deranged and Enlightened persuasions alike, I’ve been raking my brain, and scouring all the sources I could find, for a good, viable (and hopefully marginally funny), example of how we should model the structuring of the new world. During my quest, I was more than a bit entertained to find quite a volume of individuals who feel that a lack of empathy in the world is what should be attributed to the unbalancing that’s happened over time, and more than a few of these individuals actually suggested that we re-instate the Mafia to fix this.


The reasoning goes something like this: Back when John Gotti lived in Queens, nobody had to lock their doors, and nobody was afraid to walk the streets — for if anybody bothered the good citizens of Johnnie-boy’s town, they’d surely have hell to pay. The legend of the, “Untouchable Borough” spread far and wide, and (purportedly) crime in the area was simply non-existent.

Once — only once — had a couple young hooligans come to town, after a late night binger in the city, and for fun they started slashing tires. The next morning people of the neighborhood bemoaned the incident to one another, and word quickly spread to Johnnies ears, who within a week found the boys — and beat them to within an inch of their lives.

That was the last time anybody attempted to mess with the Mob’s town.

This story, of course, is HIGHLY romanticized…

and more than a bit untrue — being that it’s missing the other half of the tale.

Sure, people didn’t lock doors, and there was no crime — at least, no crime that wasn’t commissioned by John himself. He’d bought the police, he’d shaken down local store owners for money on a regular basis, and he ran the racket for so long that the people actually began to see this as a good thing. As if he’d had their best interests at heart all along.

The truth is these people were brainwashed.

This man was a criminal. He’d taken their hard-earned money by force, and “reallocated it” to where he’d seen fit. And, somehow, the people praised him for it! So naturally, as we can all see the coloration from this style of Mob-Governance, to the USA’s governing style at large, I find that viewing Government like the Mafia is an interesting and beneficial lens for us to gaze through, in an effort to better comprehend our current worldwide situations — and a swell starting point for us to begin changing our World.

There is one key difference between the two however — at least the mafia was local enough to know the needs of its people, the Federal Government on the other hand, perhaps, has grown too large to rival the mobs efficacy in this regard. But, enough with witty openings — if even I had the right to claim such a thing — this post is all about the changes that would be needed to rectify, beautify, and creatify (I know — not an actual word — I’m off the deep end…) the world at large, and even though I’m calling it, “Democracy 2.0”, these ideals, which I’ve covered in “The Great Reset” (TGR) up until this point, should in theory be applicable to any corner of the world that’s looking to make a change for the better.

Shall we do a quick recap? WE SHALL!

(Also, *fair warning*, this is likely to be a long post as I’m attempting to literally “Fix the world” and all, so if you’re the type who needs a break — this would be a swell place to take one ;-). Otherwise, go ahead and click the right-facing, charcoal-colored arrow at the bottom of this post when it appears.)

Welcome back reader,

I hope you’re all ready for amateur Engineer hour here on the blog, cause for all your sakes I’ve not only gotten creative on this topic, but I’d actually whipped out my old college, TI-83 calculator, and my paltry photoshop skills, (Be nice please 🙂  ) for the occasion — and I have to say, I’m rather proud.

Today we’re going to continue along on our journey to reinvent the world in a wiser image — so let’s get going right away! (If you need a refresher course on this multi-part series we’re doing, you can find parts 1 and 2 by clicking the numbers you just read.)

And now, without further ado, please allow me to cordially introduce you to, (provided you’ve not already met at that trendy new bar up the street), the worlds tallest building,

“The Burj Khalifa”.

Breathtaking, isn’t it? At 2,723 feet tall, the Burj Khalifa towers over the worlds previous record holder, “Taipei 101“, by an astounding 1,052 feet! This modern marvel would never have become a reality if traditional building practices were employed. Indeed, the architects who breathed life into this behemoth literally re-wrote the book on super-massive structures in order to make it happen. What had come before it, simply could not have worked for the undertaking they’d planned, and, as we’ve said many times prior here on the Blog for the Deranged and Enlightened: Necessity is the mother of invention.

The world needs a change people — and today, I’ve invented something for you all… Sort of, (You’ll see soon enough).

Invention is now our only form of evolution, we spoke on this last time, being that we’ve halted the process physically. So we should look on something like this as if we’ve all just evolved. A new way of doing something we’d done before, only better, is mankind evolving right before your very eyes! Go ahead, take another look at it with that in mind, I swear it makes it all-the-better.

Personally, I can think of no better way to begin rewriting our history, after, “The Great Reset”, by taking direction from one of our last great evolutionary leaps before, well… You know — I seized the world like a Giant etch-a-sketch, and shook the bloody hell out of it! So, again, here we are — nothing on the planet cept’ for a bunch of us naked folk, and we’re all getting hungry, thirsty, and cold. And you just De-throned that dastardly, “Frog”, fellow — good work! Now where were we?

Ahhhh, yes — Food, Water and Shelter. That would be the first thing we’d have to take care of in a new world (for obvious reasons), so — knowing what we know now — how should we do it? We’ll need a form of energy to begin with won’t we, and there’s always Oil… But then again, even though we’ve hit reset, Oil is still destined to run out on this planet. How about we see if we can’t build a society that won’t rely such a finite resource? How about we build something with the Oil that will take us off its dependence once and for all after we’re done?

With this in mind, I attempted to create a prototype city, for our naked denizens of “The Great Reset”,  that could displace New York City itself, and all of it’s 8 Million residents!


Seriously you kids in the back, I mean it! No making fun of my photoshop!

What you are looking at, is my idea of an ideal city; set into a circle, to minimize travel distances and maximize efficiency. I have inventions for it all, each and every facet of it, and if I took the time to tell you about them all I would have to make this a seven part series right here and now — and being that I’ve already been working on this for most of the day, (That is when I wasn’t covered in Poo — don’t ask), I’ll spare you the details and merely highlight a couple of ones I find particularly cool.

The Central Well will fill with rainwater gathered by gradually pitched pipe segments, and each manufactured segment would be home to a tiny turbine — so that energy would be generated by the waters natural weight and flow, thanks to gravity, and so that broken or clogged segments could easily be replaced. At the center gathering point, I’d like a great pool with a port at the bottom. Periodically, as the weight of the pool became sufficient, the port would release this, “Dirty Water”, deep down into the earth, where geothermal forces would boil and partially cleanse the volume of fluid. Then, as the next jet of water was released into the pressurized tube behind it, the air trapped in the tube between the two would push the old volume up the other side, thanks to the weight of the heavy pool pushing hard down behind it, causing the now cleaner water to come along for the ride back up to the surface. On the way, as it returns to the surface, the water will be forced through minerals and rock to finish the water’s sterilization. In this way I would make a powerless, actually power generating, drainage system, and water sterilizer, for the city.

Other inventions I would love to employ would be this (Same as below), and this, (Another TED talk) — and many others to be sure. But like I’ve said I’ve simply got too much to cover here, so you’ll just have to take my word on it. (But seriously, on your next hour off, go watch those innovations. It’s our very evolution, and we look so cute in baby photos!)

You are sooooo staring at my butt!

Back to the Burj!

Let’s crunch some numbers! Manhattan has roughly 8 Million Residents, nearly .8% of the world’s population, and they’re all spread across a large area of land that looks like this, (If you’re a high-flying bird with an odd type of color-blindness I suppose):

Since I’m embracing the efficient mantra of, “Build up, not out”, Each of the Buildings that I’d like to use to house the residents in my new city would be the tallest structures that we know how to make — The Burj Khalifa. Taking 4 people to an apartment as an average, (remember — many babies and roommates abound in this city), and giving them all a nice, comfortable, 1,250 square foot area of living space, means in the end that we will need a total of 500 of these behemoths. If you take a look at the 5-O’clock area in my crude Photoshop image, you’ll see how I’ve diced up a segment into a 60 building space, leaving me 20 buildings and 80,000 residents shy — not really a big deal in the overall scheme of things (We’ll give em’ all of Brooklyn and Queens, that’ll shut em’ up 🙂 .

So, with a roughly 26,250 square foot “Footprint”, on the actual Burj, that boils down to an average width of 162 feet. Add the perimeter of all the buildings, plus all of the roads (I added 1/2 the width, 81′, for each of the eight), and you get our circumference — roughly 14,000 feet. Here’s where that TI-82 came in. Pi x Diameter = circumference — we all remember that. And our circumference, divided by Pi, gives us a Diameter for this crazy city that equals about 4,500 feet. Making all of NYC able to fit in an area that looks approximately like this:

Believe it or not, It's to scale.

Amazing isn’t it?

Want another shocker? Take a look at this map I found a while ago. It depicts the surface area of the earth that would need to be covered in order to power the globe with solar panels alone.

Now the map maker did not mention the loss of power due to shipping, nor what % efficiency that the panels would run. But that doesn’t matter really, our city would be entirely self sufficient, and if we add the invention from that TED talk I mentioned above — we would be able to power most of the east coast. (we would have problems with light hitting all the windows, but this is all merely rough planning for the thoughts in the blog. We would likely make many more, but smaller versions, of this city.)

If each of the towers had cost us exactly what the original had, and that’s unlikely because efficiency would quickly be established, the 1.5 Billion dollar price tag, times the 500 instances, would cost us a grand total of  750 Billion dollars. Add on the Skyscraper supermarkets I want, with hydroponic and hyper efficient/nutritious vegetables growing on each floor, that’s another 12 billion, making the grand total of this entire city, with all the other gizmos, somewhere in the ballpark of 800 Billion dollars.

Crazy you say?

Too much?

Remember, we spent $700,000,000,000 (That’s Seven Hundred Billion Dollars), last year on the defense and war budgets…

That could build us, as efficiency grew, at least one of these cities — WHICH RUN THEMSELVES, AND ACTUALLY GENERATE ENERGY — plus comfortably house 8 Million people, EVERY YEAR (In the US alone)…

Again, I find myself inexorably attached to the question, what in the hell are we spending our money on!?

This is surprisingly affordable — that is if we can stifle our blood-lust (Oil-lust?), for only a year; It’s cheap, would employ millions, and would let them live, pretty much, for free… People could take turns being farm-hands, the farms would rotate so as not to kill the soil, and we could be perfectly, locally sustainable. People would have more free time to pursue passions, and the evolution of our kind would be accelerated as such.

I tell ya’, I sure do hear a lot of people from my country complaining that the “Occupy Wall Street”, movement has no concrete aims — so let me make it clear. We are ready for the future. We are ready to grow up. We know that if you give a person the bare essentials, “food, shelter, and water”, rather than forcing them into indentured slavery for their entire lives to earn it, that their goals shift from survival, to something more — INVENTION!

If Invention is evolution, than this is mankind’s goal for the new future.

Currently 40% of jobs can be replaced by machines. I ask you all today: Shouldn’t we let them? Isn’t it possible that we’ve reached a point in mankind’s history where the struggle over survival should be over? A point in History where the work that our forefathers put in before us is finally paying off? We have the capability to make the world a better place. So lets!

This is but one “city”, that I envision for our future.

I am no genius, trust me… But it would work!

I am only a 28-year-old, regular stinkin’ guy, living in a city I just replaced, who felt like tinkering with an idea today.

This is my idea.

Thanks for reading, I look forward to all your thoughts.


Greetings fellow creative enthusiasts!

It has been a while hasn’t it? It’s nice to see you — Really, it really is… 🙂

In the leave of our absence a lot has been going on with me — but… I only want to touch on all that briefly (if you don’t mind), because it is but a precursor to what revelations and thoughts I’ve uncovered in my own consequential personal growth which followed.

And i cant wait to share and hear your thoughts

So, here we go — My life since I’ve last seen you, in brief — I : 1) Went broke and found it difficult to write or be inspired while so low on the funds which I use to pay my rent and bills, 2) had a 6 year relationship end, leaving me missing a roommate, a lover, and a feeling like I’d gone missing a limb, 3) Managed to find a niche employment opportunity within my industry which makes me a little more money (and has gotten me back to some kind of normalcy financally), 4) Found a replacement roommate (an old friend), for my X — and now it feels like I’ve weathered some storm and have finally gotten back to some sort of business as usual.

Usual for me at least. HaHa…

All of this /\ took a long time for me. I was in a funk, to say the least (and as one might expect, I know I did), and I knew I just had to give things time — time, as they say, heals all wounds: an axiom I believe — while working hard as hell to secure my finances, and merely find myself again and seek balance.

All the while my completed book beckoned for an edit, pleaded for me to incubate its sister (the second in the series), and bellowed in pain while asking me to write a blog — its dear friend — but I found that I simply couldn’t get to the computer and sit still to organize my thoughts. I felt like a horrible person. It weighed heavily on me.

Just like that!

My friends, you’ve been on my mind. 🙂 So again, It’s really nice to see you all.

With my last post I’d broken my own taboo. I’d once promised myself, “No Politics!”, shouting it at myself like a hardened warden would to a prison full of his inmates, and yet in the end — I’d broken my own word with my last post…which has been echoing within me throughout my break.

In the beginning I ‘d wanted this blog — this shiny, beautiful new life I’d planned on bringing into this crazy world — to be pure.

I wanted this place to be a hallowed haven for ideas, opinions, creativity, and (and certainly most importantly), TRUTH. Real truth… honest truth…TRUE TRUTH! Truth that could span the test of time, and which we could share and grow upon together as a community — a community I would attempt to unite, like some city-boy attempting to tame a wild bronco on the open desert plain (I never saw the cactus coming…).

Politics would have no place in this revered space, this hallowed ground. How could it!?

Announcing that you are a democrat or republican,  EPP or PPS, socialist, capitalist, nationalist, anarchist — WHATEVER… — playing the “Politics” game would accomplish nothing. I wouldn’t care! And, (I figured), neither should my subscribers. If I want the right people — MY people — reading this here blog, than there would certainly not provide, nor permit, there to be any labels for which to hide behind.

If we wish to benefit from the world at large in the best possible way — which, lets face it, is what we’re doing here; You, I, and the rest of us —  than we would have to concede that it would be our differences that give us the most to learn from one another. Our unique perspectives shared. You see, uniting under a banner prevents that. It prevents organic points of view — the very place within us that’s born, and which lives, in our world and knows just what’s needed for good honest change — from surfacing. Replacing it instead with associates and a genially agreeable disposition.

You become a drone.

It's ok if you dont get it...

Look ~ basically it boils down to this: You want to debate the merits of tort reform here, be my guest. However, if you insist that republicans are simply the best, just the bees knees, and your reasoning is that they’ve got, collectively among all the men, the worlds biggest… Bank accounts… which is precisely what swells them with power, I’d not be able to find my virtual boot quick enough to kick you out of here (never doubt it people, we bloggers have this tool… and beware! It hurts!).

No sir. Not here. Not in my chapel.

You see I’d previously assumed that what happens in Washington was simply too corrupt and unworthy of my attentions praise. That if I spent time writing about it, that effort would be all for naught once a new individual was elected to our “Throne”. I figured that with time these people, with their Devonian minds and medieval belief system, would eventually devolve from their ranks up-high and the world as a whole would heal and grow unabated into the real future, the future without them pulling the strings to which we’re tethered — and finally we’d all be unchained, freed finally from their complex intellectual prison. And I believed we could exist separate of each other until that joyous time — Politics, Politicians and I — but, dear readers, during my queer absence I’d learned a thing or two about all this.

We are intractable.

Before my break I knew that I didn’t know nearly enough about all this, but during it I attempted to broaden my awareness about just what’s going on in the world: With the riots and rampant worldwide economic collapses; With the lies behind the smiles, and with the differences between the “news”, and the News;  And, and if I could manage, I wanted to learn these things not just in my home here in the US, but rather how they were relevant in perspective of the whole world!

~~This is what I’ve concluded from this journey~~






~~People… I think we’re in a heap of trouble~~
Pop Quiz!

What do;

Oil… Riots on wall street… Riots and revolutions around the world… The national debt crisis in the US(/and 10+ nations around the world)… The war in Iraq… Our national/Worldwide electrical grids… Lack of jobs… Food quality around the world… Law enforcement… Postal workers… Air traffic controllers… and more… Have to do with one another???? The Devil’s in the details…


(Peak Oil to be more specific)

Currently in the US we consume around 100 million barrels of oil a day. This glop. This clump of dead organic matter. This essential and finite linchpin of us humans is looking to prove our ultimate Achilles heel if we don’t act soon — because peak Oil has passed my friends. Worldwide production has been in a  8 Million barrel a day decline for some years now.

It’s running out…

Oil is everything.

When mankind discovered Oil it saw a population boom that made us the massive society we are today. 7 billion and growing… From the 7 Gallons that goes into making every single standard car tire that we drive, to the other refinements which power it, coat it, give it color, furnish it, and give it that fresh new car smell we all love, the truth is undeniable: Oil powers the way we move.

Airplanes crop dust the fields that grow our food (and even our foods food) — Oil.

Trucks and boats ship it around the globe to be packaged in plastic, than ship it back around the globe to the market — More Oil.

We drive to pick it up at a store which keeps it at pristine temperature with electricity — More Oil still.

We burn it to turn generators that generate our power, giving life to the gadgets that will prepare the food and make delicious our fares — Oil, more Oil, and ever more Oil still!

Now, let me ask you…

What do you suppose would happen if all that Oil ran out…?

Saudi Arabia is said to have 25% of the global share of oil — the largest reserve on the planet — and yet they’ve resorted to offshore drilling as of late. Think about risk and return here. If the Saudis are running out they certainly wouldn’t tell anyone because that would start a revolution within a society that’s just started to grow due to the sale of this very same commodity — they couldn’t afford that. Their society would surely regress and then collapse without it.

So If Saudi Arabia, with the worlds largest swath of oil, has resorted to something nearly 50x more expensive to build/operate (meanwhile these are appraisal wells. They have no idea what refining costs will be until they see the oil that comes from the individual well. There is even a good chance that their investment will not yield, but rather cost them money in refinement. Think about what would push them to take this risk…), than we can assume that they’re out. And if they’re out, everyone’s out because if the sheer size of their reserves.

The only means of gathering Oil left to the world are becoming increasingly unbalanced in the “Product price .Vs. Energy investment” battle. And when that happens, no-one will invest in it, because no-one will be able to afford the product, or even the production of it.

Iraq therefore, and the war at large, was all about the Oil. Ten days after 9/11 and the plan to invade is already being written? In this country, where we’re known for being slow to act, that is a nanosecond’s nanosecond! The government knows that without Oil we would collapse as a society.

Need more evidence that we’d never planned to leave Iraq, just take a look at the recently abandoned Vatican city sized Military complex we put there, Camp Victory. We figured that we would march in there with our big American corporate mindset and backing, and make the Persian Gulf pipeline a reality so we could suck that baby dry.

But, in the end, what we discovered was horrifying.

~In the wells we’d planned to make in order to keep our Oil hunger surfeited we found only 90 Billion barrels total~

Remember, we consume currently upwards of 100 million barrels a day, meaning 90 billion would last us a grand total of — Two and a half years………..

Time is running out…

Do you see why I’m a bit freaked out? Recall also that we have a population boom in progress based on what Oil provides for us… Our modern lifestyle, with; electricity, warm food, supermarkets, roads, commerce, government, the post office, air traffic controllers, the police. All these seemingly unrelated things are united under the fact that they need Oil as a product being dealt actively in order to exist. The government knows that without Electricity we fail as a nation. Without Oil we currently cannot run. We need an alternative.

Let’s Check the Lineup!


Is a joke. I mean really. Net cost energy vs. production ends up costing more energy to produce the stuff than you get from burning it, which is the very concept of “Net-Energy”. Plus it uses some crude oil in binding — which remember we won’t have. Also, for Ethanol to merely supplement a small percentage of what Oil provides for us today would take every bit of farmable cornfield we have! This should fall on deaf “Ears”. It’s utter nonsense… Next!


With a tremendous effort to build these behemoths, their production alone costs tons in energy — which we wont have. From the Oil that is used to melt the steel that forges the structure, to the specialized plastics that are utilized for workers modicum of safety, without Oil the structure itself would be an impossibility. Not to mention that we still have no way of dealing with nuclear waste. If we totally lean on Atomic energy alone to supplement Oil A) we still cant use any Oil based product, and B) we would have to continue building and maintaining containment vessels, which could pile on expotential energy costs over time. Again think about energy potential production vs. cost. Can’t be done, it’s illogical… Next!


I always have to remind people that; Electricity is a product, not a resource. It is created using other means — mostly Oil. So all you and your electric cars are, are a proverbial Band-Aid on a much wider arching issue 😉 (Love my EV people). This is not an alternative unless we change the structure of our world, and fast — specifically to two more options much farther down the list.


Much like electrical energy and atomic, Hydrogen power still relies on an Oil source to manufacture a car. Not to mention the Oil energy that’s used tor refinement. Every piece of a vehicle uses Oil. Remember  7 Gallons of oil go into making every tire on a standard car — Over 20 on trucks. Not a viable option without the service that OIL provides us… NEXT!


Uses coastlines, and saltwater is very corrosive. Repair, and manufacture therefore rely on Oil to be done. Without Oil… You see where I’m going here? Can’t work… Next!


I’ve been an advocate of solar energy for many years. Recently many innovations dealing with over excited electrons have been resolved, effectively doubling their efficiency, making their net energy gain greater than that of even nuclear power. Unfortunately what we fail to take into account with this option is that there is no infrastructure to carry the charge currently in place. We’re talking hundreds of thousands of cable line and transformers (which leech energy from the harvested charge the further we have to run it), that will make our production scale trumped by resources in the situation we find ourselves in globally. It’s possible, but doubtful. We probably needed to stop everything else and start building in 2009 if we wanted to have a chance at being ready for what’s to come. We didn’t. And here we are.


Yet another great option, but again we have nothing built, and no one being hired to build them…..

So where does this leave us?

My friends around the world, our structure of society, having not been carefully calculated by the people who make/have made decisions in our stead, is seemingly poised to crumble. The key to prosperity’s door, which we once knew all too well (at and before the peak of oil), is fading away… Like all so many bubbles that swelled and ruptured before us, mankind is poised to pop from its surging 7 Billion person population — without our beloved supermarkets, cars, and paychecks many will be helpless to do anything at all.

This is what the rallies on wall street chant against boisterously without even knowing it. They rally for a better life as they witness the decline of their society begin before their eyes. Through the guise of our experiences has mankind shaped our reality to date, and the reality we’d shaped hadn’t been properly planned out. We’re in a hole from which we cannot climb out of easily nor quickly. It would seem we thought we could grow for ever, and possibly scrape the sky to be a god, but in our pursuit we might just have flown too near the sun and be currently engaged in a great floundering mid-air spiral toward our death as a species.

Survival of the species. Social Darwinism. Call it what you like. Times will be tough friends.

The Governments of the world, ironically the very people we should hope to look to for answers in this type of  harrowing time, are themselves as well powerless to effect needed change in this instance, due to bureaucracy and entanglements with their respective central banks and their debts. They — Obama, The Republicans, The Tea-Partiers, Libertarians and all — all live in a prison of the reality our experience has shaped. Now what we are sensing, but not quite articulating aloud yet, on wall street and around the world — is that it all needs to go.

The whole thing.

The entire system.

We need to respect the scientific fact that infinite growth is not plausible for a species, and we need to learn to live within our means in regards to our impact on the planet. Indeed we need each other now. We need to figure a way of making a homeostasis of sorts here, on our home-world, so we can live in the world sustainably — Or we’ll die. It’s as simple as that.

Grow up or die world…And that’s it!

So that’s where my heads been these last few months. To me it’s like we’re all on a desert island with limited resources and we’re giving every supply we’ve got to one guy: the businessman. Our lives should not rest on him, nor any president alone. Were all in trouble here, and we’re all capable of thinking up a good scheme to help, yet we have no resources for which to act. So there we are; angry and starving, and unable to beat the bloody businessman senseless and take what we want because even what he has is only merely a symbol, not a solution — and without energy, not gold or silver but energy, to back up that money, it’s worthless. Paper on an island can’t make the boat go. We don’t need paper, which we keep printing for some reason (I cant wait to take a bushel of 1,000 dollar bills in a wheelbarrow to go buy some lettuce), we need energy!

So yea…  I’m over the depression and the helplessness that came with this weight, not to mention everything that was going on in my life added atop, and now I’m doing all I can to mentally prepare for what I hope to be a swift and painless, yet unavoidable, revolution — And now I’m also telling you.

When will it happen? Who knows. They wont release the data on how much oil’s left. I’d say certainly well before 2020, that’s for sure. And how long will it last? 20 years? I don’t care. I just feel lucky to be alive. You know why? Because for a long time id believed that there was a lot of good in this world that wasn’t getting out. Particularly from that 99% people keep talking about. And just the other day, I went to a 99% art exhibit over at the Chelsea art Museum and was reminded of something very important.

There’s Beauty in the world

With everything going wrong in the way we chosen to live, and it’s ramifications oozing sludge on the people in this world, creativity and invention are pressured and stifled. But extreme pressure is precisely what forges a diamond.
All this sludge — the businesses caught up in it, and the people…

our governments held hostage by it,

and the people who are enslaved within it
within a very real Pyramid Scheme type of social structure —
all this has been adding up for so long on the backs of the 99% that it’s gotten to the point where we can’t hardly breathe.

But, look there… Here comes the light.

These pieces are but a blade of light shining through the nightshades curtain which has been draped over our luminous ingenuity as a people for far too long. As I walked around this gallery at the behest of a friend, who himself was there to support another friends work, I was reminded of all the good that will be released into the world once this cycle of pain and oppression ends.

We will be better.

We will be stronger.

We will be smarter.

We will be healthier.

A new world, is on the way.

Take Care Readers

(and mabye buy some seeds and learn to grow…)

Many ideas in todays blog were inspired by Michael Ruppert, in an interview documentary from 2009 entitled, “Collapse”. A very good watch.

Also, I fully plan on crediting the artists from the gallery, but it was an event so it’s not on their website yet, and I am waiting for the museum to mail me back a list of their names. I will update that soon. Thanks for reading!

Ahhh, relaxation…

Good creative people, I Love You with all my heart (I’ll never stray, it’s you and me forever baby), and I hope you know that, but WOW am I tired! I have to admit, the last few days have been exceptionally trying on this fresh little relationship of ours. But, like I said, I’m in this thing for the long haul, and I really believe that this experience has only served to bring us just that much closer together in the end.

Though you should know: Only for you have I worked (hard), only for you I have studied (also…hard), only for you have I bled (freely…my poor fingertips!), and only for you would I have done all this, just to hope to spark a bit of creativity, and maybe break your spat of writers block.

Today good creative people, i get to relax, and just spew fiction… and boy am I glad to get back to it. Eventually, when I’m done ranting, I’ll get to the part where I unify all the previous conspiracies that I’ve mentioned – numbers 1-10 alike – into a seamless beautiful web of conspiracy-silk… and point out the spider who made it all with one of those giant foam orange #1 hands from football stadiums. But for now, I’m just going to relax, and let my beleaguered mind do as it will, after all: it’s earned it.

❤   I love conspiracies   ❤

Could you tell? To me they’re like superheros of the real world: Their real identities are a mystery; you see their feats on the news, but never are prithee to witnessing the actual happenings (unless you’re involved – and that normally means you’re having a very bad day); they seemingly have superpowers in the ways that they achieve their amazing deeds without much strain, and in the end the damsel is always saved (wait a minute, no she’s not)… Moving on.

Like I was saying, I love conspiracies! They get you thinking, e.g. – Could that really be? But I thought this happened (*rush to research*). How could I have missed THAT bit of info? Their very nature forces you to question your foundations,  and reevaluate some of your longstanding assumptions on the world. Which in turn leads you to invent some of your own bits of fiction to fill the gaps in the story. As far as actual belief in the conspiracies themselves is concerned: that’s your call. Belief is not a prerequisite to their enjoyment, nor to their benefits.

But, like I was saying wayyyy up -there-↑, today I would like to spin some fiction for you good people, hot off the presses, as a reward for taking this trip with me, and seeing it through to the end. We had some good times didn’t we? I know I did. Who knew that the Federal Reserve was never ratified by all 50 states? I sure didn’t. Had any of you ever heard of the Nazca lines, or the Palpa lines? I hadn’t. What about that little factoid about Egypt’s Kings having never been found in a Pyramid? It’s pretty sweet! Kind of makes you wonder why they teach you in school that King Burial was their sole purpose, when meanwhile they have only anecdotal evidence to back up their claims.

Also on a side note, but still related to mis-information given from your teachings… Did you know that your tongue does NOT have differing regions for taste, i.e. salty in the back, sweet up front, bitter on the sides, etc…? Seriously look it up! Every spot on your tongue has the same taste receptors. OH and they discovered a new flavor that your brain processes, “Umami“, which is the ummmmm… (*Homer Simpson drooling sound here*) response we all get when we eat protein, or fat. Speaking of which, I want pizza… Moving on.


In the spirit of not burying the lead, I’m going to give away my theory in just one word (good luck extrapolating the rest of the puzzle from it alone, muhahaha! It’s good to be the King. What the curtains?… moving on) GOLD.

Yes that’s right GOLD good men and women of reason. Why GOLD you ask (Goooollllldddd… Quiet goldmember!), well i’m glad you’ve taken an interest. Let me splain it to you Lucy.

Gold is the resource of the future. It’s a noble metal, which means that it does not readily corrode while in the presence of humid air, it is a phenomenal conductor of electricity, highly mailable, nearly impossible to destroy, and will – without doubt – come into greater and greater demand as man continues on forward in his technological journey of existence.

But here’s the thing: Man is a young species. One would not have to strain his or her imagination too far to see our forthcoming colonization of neighboring planets, and eventually neighboring solar systems, and even galaxies. It is with this thought-process of where we’re going that I am basing my theory of where THEY already are.

By they, of course I mean ET (don’t look at me like that, if you’re reading this blog, than you’ve read it before, and you know that I’m completely off my rocker, but the idea of ET becomes a mathematical CERTAINTY once you get a grasp on how HUGE the universe actually is! Trust me, they’re out there… and besides, this is after all only a conspiracy theory… geez, get off my case already would ya? I kid, I kid, I ❤ my subs).

Now where was I? Oh yes, Aliens.

Taking into account the relative size of the universe, I’m positive that there is some form of intelligent life out there. In my experience (however under-qualified I may be notwithstanding), everything in life – with a varying degree of possibility – follows a bell curve. There will be species out there that are younger and far stupider than us – and there will be species out there that are older than us, and far more intelligent.

Given the vastness of space, and the relative hostility of about 90% of its real-estate… life is likely to be rare. So let’s engage in a thought experiment:

Let’s say that in 10,000 years from now, Man has begun its colonization of space. Space, as the name might imply, has a lot of space, between bodies in space. The distances are nearly unfathomably distant. When you hear “Light years away” that’s how many years it would take light (the proverbial speed-limit to all moving things), to get wherever you are looking. Light, for those who don’t know, travels at 186,000 miles A SECOND! Let’s see, multiply by 60: that’s per minute, another 60: per hour, 24: per day, 365: per year… Light travels (according to my calculator) 5.8657e+12 miles a year, and if my insane high-school math skills still work, that’s 5,865,700,000,000 miles a year. 1 light year!

Andromeda, out nearest galaxy, is 179,000ish LIGHT YEARS away… That’s one spicy-a meatball!

What this tells us is that even with advanced cryogenics, space travel over vast distances like that is nary impossible. Firstly what I need you to picture, good creative people, is not only an older, or more technologically advanced version of ourselves traveling around out there in space… I need you to picture us at such an advanced state of genetics, that we have extended our own lifespans far beyond our 100 year-ish cap.

Here’s why. True space travel, being that it takes place over such great distances, could never be achieved in one person’s lifespan (unless you had mastered wormhole tech, but I wont get into that, you need a lot of power, and there must have been a point when we were ready to leave our neighborhood before we’d figured that out anyway.). If we maintained our current life cycle, we would have to literally give birth to multiple children on board so that they might take up our journey.

Here-in lies the moral dilemma: how can anyone be so cruel, as to give birth to a child on a spaceship, and tell them that their entire life, from this point forward, MUST be dedicated to only the mission. They would be a prisoner… They would be forced to learn everything having to do with science, and space, and all things physics, and they would never have a choice. That’s simply not right, and we could never pass legislation to approve it, and it’s likely neither could THEY.

So, looking at some of the eternal creatures living here on earth (yes, creatures like the Hydra, some jellyfish, and a lot of bacteria are immortal), it’s not so out of the question to think that we might be able to mirror some of these creatures tricks for staying alive long-periods of time, and translate that knowledge through genetics to extended our lifespans to amazing lengths. But, even if we did manage to extend out lives to accommodate the gradual aging from cryostasis (years add up when you wake up to explore a planet, or to do research on your findings, and then you have to eat some too…), large ships for which to take us from place to place would still be in high demand.

You would need a ship so large, that it could have a mini-living civilization on it to travel the distances between stars. So, it stands to reason, that GOLD, being a phenomenal resource for building spaceships, thanks to their durability and near magical properties, would be a highly sought after building material for an advanced human-like society, that had taken a similar path through life, that we eventually will.

But why don’t they just make more of it?

That’s the thing… They, and we…can’t. Gold is only made in one place: the heart of a dying star. Only under the immense pressures created by the very dense core of a dying massive star can the element “Au” be forged. So what I’m telling you, good creative people, is that there’s not that much of it, not even in all in the vastness of space. Gold is the only element – in all of existence – that can efficiently tic off each and every single bullet on the checklist of things an advanced civilization would need its conductors to do.

Trouble is, when GOLD is forged in the heart of a dying star, the star then explodes… and scatters the resource into a million little microscopic dots that careen through space, which, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you, then makes it VERY hard to gather in large quantities. The gold will eventually stop moving when it impacts a planet, and becomes part of it. Because of this mayhem, mining operations of the stuffs would be cumbersomely long, and wholly inefficient.


If I was on a spaceship, traveling close to light-speed throughout the cosmos’ (with or without a wormhole), i sure wouldn’t want to have to stop on every rock I saw, just to mine a few flakes of gold… To a civilization with a scope that can only be gained through a long-long life, such as the one we’re speaking about, it would be far more efficient and prudent to seek out life… and have them do the mining for you over time.

With all this in mind, I would like to present to you, good people of creativity and conspiracy alike… My Conspiracy theory of life, the universe, and everything (that sounds familiar… it’s certainly not a book I recently read again, that’s for sure):

Aliens had, for reasons previously mentioned, been in search for civilizations to mine gold for them. When they came across earth, we might have been barely mammals (and they might have spliced in their genes with ours to make us evolve faster. The better to mine for them we would be… hush Yoda), or we might have been humans, that part is still up for debate.

So, they’re here, and they need gold, and they visit: The Mayans, The Egyptians, The Incas, The Atlantans, the Native Americans, etc… and tell them that they will share their knowledge with them (or maybe their double cheeseburger recipes; we’ll never know), if they undertake in mining gold, and give them our eventual cache of the resource when they return, possibly in a botched attempt in Roswell NM, or possibly in 2012…

(For those paying attention, we’ve got numbers 6,7 & 8 in covered in that list bit)

So, being good little bipeds we go about our business, mucking about with life, and daily things i.e. sex, eating, killing, eating some more – and we toss in Gold collection for good ole’ Alf, for good measure. Because why not? We’re bored. Angry Birds wasn’t around yet.

So the information goes forward along the years. Passed throughout hushed circles; from fathers to sons, and mothers to daughters, and eventually, like a long game of telephone, the message is nearly completely forgotten altogether. When people spoke of ET, when he was coming back, and how he would get all his gold on the ship, the words were taken for passing blase rumor, rather than some long forgotten truth – which it was! Some people however, will undoubtedly take this information to heart, and begin telling the stories of the space-men to people in their trusted circle.

Enter the Masons #5

Part of the legend of the masons beginnings, is that they were descendants of Atlantis; the now underwater, once-great city of man, which came from unearthly origins. Atlantis was one of the Grey’s first cities on earth, and they shared most of their tech with this location because it was simply their favorite. Because of Atlantis’s charged beginnings, the memory of ET, and his inherent message, is stronger in it’s descendants, and saved with this group. They will eventually come to teach this message only to the top tier Masons when they establish their first lodges in 14th century Scotland.

Enter the evil Illuminati/Rothschilds #1

Using the established platform of the Mason lodges to corrupt the higher tiers (in order to recruit members for their secret society), not only aided the Rothschilds in their eventual ownership of the world’s banks, but it also taught them an invaluable lost secret of history: Aliens had been here before, were coming back, and they wanted gold in exchange for technology! So, using their influence with world governments, and banks, they begin collecting the valuable ore.

What this means; is that all the wars they started were not only to make money, but also to cause a depression in the nations that had gone into battle as a result. The subsequent and inevitable depression would prompt the citizens of the respective nations to sell the gold that they were previously in private ownership of (Cash for gold anyone? How about when the US government came into homes and stole it for ample compensation…!?), to buy bread, clothing, and medicine which they needed to survive! With this in mind even the stolen gold in the basement of tower comes to mind.

(that’s #2 checked off the list! Let’s see, what’s left…3,4,9,10 right? let’s keep going!)

Being that us humans would be adept at gathering gold from land, the Aliens would likely be interested in the large cash of GOLD in our seas as well, so the Bermuda Triangle, and the Devils Triangles are both bases of operation for the creatures, and at these bases of operation they run a filtration system through our waters, in hopes to extract more of the invaluable resource! To travel quickly between the two they have a wormhole set up, which causes frequencies to go haywire, and delicate machine function to cease!

That’s #9!

As far as JFK, and Pearl harbor are concerned, they both fall into the category of causing wars to collect depressed people’s gold, and making the Rothschilds money (to acquire more gold), which they can then sell to the Greys (when they return in 2012), to eventually be the only people in the world to posses their Knowledge, so that they can finally be, what they’ve strived to become for so many years now: our sole malevolent rulers!

So that’s 4 & 3!!! only # 10 left!

Plum Island… Plum Island…



I got nothing

You can’t just say that, the people expect you to come up with SOMETHING!

I know, I know, but I don’t want to make bad fiction… It doesn’t fit!

Well you’re creative, think of something!

Ugh… Fine

(Stupid voice, always making me do stuff) And Finally, Plum Island is a facility that researches one of the Grey’s left over GOLD sniffing dogs, from their days of living on the planet here with us!





Hush up voice!

And there you have it good ladies and gentlemen of curiosity, reason, creativity, and conspiracy!


(And I invented it just for you, simply because I love you so much! I’m going to go collapse now out of exhaustion… Goodbye!)

P.S. Things should return to normal sometime next week… I’ve really got to focus on my novel. I love you all and we’ll chat soon.


#1 ~ The Rothschild Family owns EVERYTHING

We made it! Are you excited good creative people? Well you should be (I know I am)! Today I have for you my longstanding favorite in “Cospiricous’ Theoricuss’es” (conspiracy theories… in my excited Latin I just made up).

~The Rothchild Conspiracy~

The story of the Rothschild family is a heavily tarnished, and deep-seeded affair, where in the end – an undeniable picture is painted (amazing based mostly on FACT), of this family holding the strings to the top players around the globe! They are thought to BE the Illuminati, the Masons, the very reason we wage wars, and also the very people who profit from it all!

Good ladies and gentlemen of reason, creativity, and conspiracy alike, here we go:

The Rothschild’s, like any other family, had exceptionally humble beginnings. Our story begins back in 1743, with the birth of, Mayer Amschel Bauer, the son of a money-lender, and eventual apprentice to his counting house (basically, the modern equivalent to an accountant).

By seventeen, Mayer has grown quite accustomed to the red hexogram that his father, Moses Amschel Bauer, has hung above the door to their store, and it was purportedly with hopes to make his father (and their clandestine symbol, 6-sides, 6-vertices, 6-angles…), proud, that he left his home in Frankfurt Germany, to go work for a banker in Hanover. Moses does quite well working for the Oppenheimers, and around 24 years of age, he is promoted to Jr.Partner at the banking institution.

After a year or two of working at the bank, Mayer receives the grim news of his father’s death back in Frankfurt, and returns home to take over the family business, finding that lovely sign still hanging above the door. Whether it was in remembrance of his father, or simply a preternatural love of this symbol we’ll never know, but at this point, Mayer Amschel Bauer chooses to change his last name to Rot-(<-german word for “red”)-schild (<-german word for “sign”), making the first bonafide member of the Rothschild family.

Now Mayer Amschel Rothschild (the man who will be the start of all the atrocities to come), learns that an old associate of his from the bank has been working for Prince William IX of Hesse-Kassel (a very rich man in Europe at the time, with quite the fancy-pants name), and see’s an opportunity…

Using his acquaintance as an in, Mayer weasels himself into the court of the Prince, and begins selling him trinkets and rare coins at a heavy discount. This would be the Rothschild’s first taste of lending to a government,  and it was delectable and rich. Mayer rapidly learned that a government would always request greater loans than an individuals eve could, and also would be sure to pay him back – thanks in no small part to the taxpayers (THAT’S US!!). This, “lending to a nation’s government” trend would be a pattern that the Rothchilds would come to use throughout history.

1790~”Let me issue and control a nation’s money and I care not who writes the laws.”

That’s a scary line… and undeniably true (guess who’s quoted as saying it?). A nation is only worth what it can buy and trade in paper, A.K.A.–money, and if you were the person in control of said money, what on earth could stop you? Are we getting the willies creative peeps? You should!

1770– Mayer understands that the revolution he has in mind cannot be achieved alone, so it is thought that around this time he conceives of the Illuminati (a luciferian word which means “The keepers of the light”, a reference to Lucifer – don’t look at me that way, I’m not making this stuff up!), and commissions Adam Weishaupt, a trusted friend and ally in his dastardly deeds, to organize and develop the group.

Around 6 years later Adam completes his organization of the clandestine group. With money from Mayer they hire 2,000 individuals, and together under Mayer’s instruction they begin taking over the masonic lodges that are already spread all throughout Europe (a convenient and unfortunate note of history as the masons had been growing since the 14th century, and were by now EVERYWHERE), working their way up to the secret highest tiers of the Masons, and changing all the teaching beneath them to mirror their plans of world domination!

I won’t give you the specific details of their plan, as it’s easily found all over the internet (and is pretty lengthy say thank-ya, there will be links, there will be links… just read on), but it boils down to confusing the heck out of everyone, and robbing them blind in the haze, by lending to governments that go to war, and creating debt in the process.

1784~They’re caught!

Yea that’s right, they were caught… on more than one occasion. In this instance the group was looking to take control of France’s bank (and if you read that quote up top, it’s very government as well), and their representative, Maximilien Robespierre, who they’d met in a masonic lodge (now an Illuminati run building), wanted to help, but hadn’t the slightest clue how to do it… But that didn’t matter, they would help! What good people. All that was important was that they had their leverage ready…

So Adam Weishaupt commissions Xavier Zwack to write his careful instruction of France’s takeover in the form of a book, and once finished a year later, they had this book sent V.I.A. courier to Robespierre in France, and all was fine and dandy, and going according to plan when… BAM! The courier was struck by lightning (Divine intervention?), and the Bavarian Police wind up recovering the delicate document. Shortly thereafter the Bavarian government outlaws all Masonic/Illuminati lodges, and raids the homes of its members.

Clearly the Bavarian government had seen something in that book that was cause for alarm

They go on to publish a document entitled, “The Original Writings of The Order and Sect of The Illuminati”, which they send to the heads of church and state worldwide, in hopes to illuminate what was happening underneath all of their very noses.

Sadly the document was ignored, as it was thought to be a fanciful work of fiction…

Robespierre eventually get’s his book, the French revolution takes place (putting the country greatly in the Rothschild’s debt, as he lent the money for the weapons of war), and the Rothschild’s help establish a new constitution in France – that’s a bankers dream come true – where the Roman Church could no longer levy their tithes, and the government began taxing the church, to help pay back the Rothchild’s and their affiliates.

Umm… Jared, I’m getting freaked out here. Where’s the part when we get to the fun conspiracy?

Uhh… I’m sure we’ll get there soon. But that’s a good point. Let me see. Next is America, will that hold your interest?



On to America!

Alexander Hamilton; the inaugural Secretary of treasury to our first president George Washington (and founder of the First Bank of the United States), was an alleged mason under John Tinkler back in the British West Indies; where he was born.

It is thought that when his mother died and he was orphaned, that he had been looking for a place to work when he found a local import-export firm named, Beekman and Cruger. Both of the owners were happy to take Alexander under their wing, and they treated the boy like a son… they were also members of Tinkler’s Lodge (established before he was born in 1752), and they taught Alexander the ropes of Illumaniti tradition, in true banker fashion.

Alexander was well aware that America would be weary of adapting its own one bank system – as when we seceded from England it was not only for religious freedom, but also to escape the inherent debt building society under the tyranny of a central and privately owned bank – so he proposed the idea to the first session, of the first Congress, in 1790, with a 20 year charter tagged on as its expiration date, seemingly giving an escape route in the years to come to those in doubt of his overarching plan.

Hamilton proposed funding the bank with the sale of $10 million dollars worth of stock, the first $2 million of which the US government would be responsible for buying, and the other $8 million left over would be open to the public (provided that they pay 1/4 of their purchase in gold/silver). Sensing the problem before it arose, Hamilton put forth a Payment plan for the young nation (as we had nowhere near $2 million to invest), where it could pay off the loan in ten easy installments of only $200,000 (sounds like a cheezy infomercial doesn’t it?), with just a smidge of taxation added on to the tab owed so that the bank could profit.

Now i ask you good creative people… If i gave you $10 Dollars (or $10 mil), and charge you interest… but meanwhile all you ever have is $10 dollars to pay me back, how can you ever pay back the loan ($10) plus the interest (29.99%), regardless of the time you have to make it? You cant… and therein lies the genius of the plan.

The Rothchilds know, that once the teeth of corruption have pierced your flesh, the poison runs deep regardless if the fangs are removed

Despite the fearsome opposition of renowned historical figures (such as Sec. of state Thomas Jefferson, Rep. James Madison, and attorney general Edmund Randolph), Washington signed Hamilton’s “Bank Bill” on April 25th, 1791, and the First bank of the United States was built that same year in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

1798~ Professor John Robeson of the University of Edinburgh, publishes a book, with the (Bludgeoningly long title…), “Proofs of a Conspiracy Against All the Religions and Governments of Europe Carried on in the Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati and Reading Societies”. In the book Professor Robeson, one of the leading intellects of his time, outlines the Illuminati’s plot, and (having been a high level mason who hadn’t agreed with what he’d discovered), reveals all the grim and gory details of their sinister plan for world domination.

That same year the President of Harvard Uni. David Pappen makes a speech to his graduating class about how illuminism was influencing modern American religions and politics.

Both of these outward warnings are ignored as well…much like the Bavarian’s one before them

1811~ the 20 year charter for the First bank runs out, and congress votes down its renewal. Nathan Mayer Rothschild, 2nd son to Mayer Amschel Rothschild (the first dude who changed the family name), is quoted as saying,

“Either the application for renewal of the charter is granted, or the United States will find itself involved in a most disastrous war”

However, The United States stands strong, and the charter is still not renewed, and Nathan Rothschild is again quoted:

“Teach those impudent Americans a lesson. Bring them back to colonial status.”

The war of 1812 begins

A year later, the United States finds itself in a costly war with the British Empire (conveniently enough, people who themselves are corrupted and in debt by/to the Rothschild’s…) over superficial reasons, and the war drags on for 4 years, costing millions, and killing thousands.

1815~ Nathan Mayer Rothschild is famously quoted as saying,

“I care not what puppet is placed upon the throne of England to rule the Empire on which the sun never sets. The man who controls Britain’s money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply”,

something true to the form of his bloodline, and very similar to something his father might have said himself.

He would have been so proud!

The war between the Americans and the British negatively effects the worldwide credit of the US – bringing their lending and borrowing capability to the lowest level since its inception. The war eventually ends with Andrew Jackson’s decisive win in the battle of New Orleans (the inspiration for the song, “The star-spangled banner“), and directly after, in a dramatically fast turnabout, we open trade routes to Europe, as by now we really needed the cash – we had put ourselves in massive debt with the war.

1816~ the Second Bank of the United States is founded. The Rothschilds get their bank…

The Debt built over the cost of war is a phenomenal source of income for the Family – as now they had a bank in both the fledgling nation as well as in Europe – so, basically, they had effectively funded both sides of the war.

Andrew Jackson – a true American patriot – was a famed opponent to the bank and the Rothchilds alike; as he had been involved as a general in the final battle to thwart their influence in this country,  and his platform for presidency leaned heavily on the “Kill the Bank” motto.

1829~ Andrew Jackson is elected as the President of the United States, and quickly comes to dislike the second federal bank even more (if that’s possible), famously stating,

“beyond question that this great and powerful institution had been actively engaged in attempting to influence the elections of the public officers by means of its money.” ~ Andrew Jackson  1830

Jackson poured all his efforts in the following years into dismantling the bank. He reduced our national debt to $34,000, and was the first (and only) President in this nations history to eliminate our debt altogether. He invested federal dollars into “Pet” banks (banks loyal to him), rather than the central one, as he knew of the true evil that was happening all around him, and constantly strived to protect this nation by any means necessary.

“Gentlemen, I have had men watching you for a long time and I am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin!

You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the grace of the Eternal God, will rout you out.”

~~~Andrew Jackson; when forcing the closure of the Second Bank of the US in 1836~~~

Having in his lifetime; served as an active General through countless engagements, dramatically reduced the national debt, revoked the one bank system, thwarted Europe’s influence, and saved the country from the Rothchild’s influence, Jackson had undoubtedly lived a full and amazing life.

1845~ The great unsung hero of America, Andrew Jackson, dies…

When asked on his deathbed what the greatest achievement of his life was, he responded without hesitation,

“I killed the bank”

1865: President Abraham Lincoln has dealings with the meddlesome Rothschild’s as well, saying, in a statement to Congress having to do with both the civil war and the Rothchilds lending influence in the small, once loyal, “pet” banks, that now want to charge him upwards of 36% interest on the money he wants to borrow to fund the War,

“I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me, and the financial institutions in the rear. Of the two, the one in my rear is my greatest foe.”

Lincoln, like Jackson, held strong against the tyranny of the family, and together with the Tsar of Russia (who was also stubbornly resilient to the charms of the bloodline), Alexander the 2nd, they made a stand against the family that kept both of their nations safe.

April 14th, also 1865~ President Lincoln is assassinated…

The story I have told you good creative people is sadly only a small piece of the true history of the Rothchilds. They would go on (through their daughters), to have family ties to the Rockefeller’s, duPont’s, Astor’s, Kennedy’s, Oppenheimer’s, and many, many more. As amazing a saga as I have spun, it does however have a tragic end…

In 1907~ during a US recession, the infamous bankers panic occurs when stocks fall below 50% of what their peak was that same time last year, and because of this, and all the borrowing that followed… (gee, I wonder who could have had enough world influence and money to manipulate the state of our markets to such an extent…)…

1913~ the third central bank of America, The Federal Reserve (third time’s a charm), is founded,

largely as a response to the debt we gained during our period of recession, and low markets, and it is this very banking institution that we have come to rely on today…

They keep no records

They report to no-one

They were never fully ratified in the US

Yet we pay them droves of cash each year…

They start wars, and profit from both ends

As the Illuminati they’ve overtaken the Freemasons, they have worldwide members that are our very presidents, and they effectively run the world!

Or do they…………………………………………….?

Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, the greatest conspiracy of all time!

Links!: Good timeline, microchips?, just for fun.

Wiki any of the following: First US Bank, Second US bank, Federal reserve, any name listed above, and event, it’s all historically accurate… hope you all had fun with this, and that I didn’t scare you too bad.

Tune in tomorrow when i surmise every conspiracy up until this point in my unique, original POV, until then stay creative good people!